Honey blindfolded me and I don't understand — she's moaning, but she's fucking someone else

Honey, why the hell are you masturbating? I'd rather fuck your anus

I'll write to a hottie from a dating site, maybe she'll come and give it to me in the anus

Invited the cunt-licker to the hotel, because her husband doesn't lick at home at all

Honey, don't stop, lick more, because I haven't cum yet

Obviously she has done something wrong, since she meets her husband from work looking like that

What a good guy I am — she just spread her beautiful legs, and I'm already licking